This is a CALL TO ACTION! Yes, my friend, it's time to shape up. You've paid your last late fee, requested your last deadline extension, forgotten your last birthday, and apologized to your long-suffering friends for the last time. You are going to get with the program and take back control of your life. Why? Why else? Because in your heart of hearts you crave the singular bliss of one full day well done and on time.

On this site, you will be harrassed, hassled, and ridiculed if you hesitate one more minute to do the right thing and TAKE THE OATH. We don't mean to be mean. If gentle persuasion would be enough to motivate you, you wouldn't be a die-hard procrastinator though, would you? You know that what you need most is a little kick in the derriere.

If I'm wrong, sign my guestbook and let me know what would really work for you. If I'm right, I'd still love to hear what works for you! feel free to contribute your own tips and maybe it will help someone else.